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unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

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4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

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stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

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the-doctor-exists:

1864damon:

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my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

you can get a headache from looking at something that bright

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.

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yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

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foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

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poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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